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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Everyone!

by Division Order

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Lyrics: It was Christmas Eve and it was late at night When through our window came an unearthly light We looked outside and found, to our surprise, A UFO in our back garden. It hung there – bright, prismatic – in the starry skies And before I could question or begin to wonder why They beamed us on board, and my only thought Was, “Did I remember to lock the front door?” (Honey, let’s go) Christmas, Christmas on Mars (Baby, let’s go) Christmas, Christmas on Mars Apprehensive, we wondered what was about to unfold And we were worried that we were about to be anally probed But they came in peace, and invited us to a feast Atop the summit of Olympus Mons (Honey, let’s go) Christmas, Christmas on Mars (Baby, let’s go) Christmas, Christmas on Mars And I said, “Wait a minute, listen to me now, We didn’t ask to be beamed anyhow. It’s freezing out, we’re only dressed for sleep And if we go outside we won’t be able to breathe!” And they said, “If that’s your wish then we will comply; We would like you to join us but we don’t want you to die!” So we returned to Earth within the hour, but the whole world envied our Party hovering above the Eiffel Tower. (Honey, let’s go) Christmas, Christmas on Mars (Baby, let’s go) Christmas, Christmas on Mars And to you all I wish, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, С Рождеством, God Jul, Wesołych Świąt, Buon Natale, Veselé Vianoce, Merry Christmas Oh baby, woah-ooh-woah-ooh-woah.
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Lyrics: There's some things you forgive and forget And others that you learn from and regret Well you can try all you may Even call me ten times on Christmas Day 'Cause Jesus may love you, but I don't Because I'd have to be a fool With not a day spent in class at school To think someone like you would change for me Well, my dignity's too high a price To take back a scumbag who has thrice Gone behind my back extramaritally Winter, spring, summer and fall What you've done has ruined the memory of it all You can pour on that sugar and spice But know this time I won't have to think twice 'Cos Jesus may love you but I don't Well, Jesus may love you, but I don't
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Silent Night 02:11

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A small festive selection box featuring a song about a friendly Yuletide alien abduction, a country cheating song that came to me fully-formed in a dream featuring Miley Cyrus performing dressed in a rhinestone Santa suit in the wee small hours of Christmas Day 2020, and possibly the most obnoxious version of 'Silent Night' ever recorded.

All proceeds from the E.P. and individual tracks will be donated to The Alzheimer's Society in memory of my maternal grandad who passed away at the end of 2021.

Love always,
Daniel x

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released December 10, 2021

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Division Order Doncaster, UK

Purveyors of bricolage pop for the apocalypse from deepest, darkest South Yorkshire.

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